Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner. Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine".Sardar thinks "how poetic"Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard".
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Sardar at bar in New York .Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single" Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married"
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Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.kSardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but??how much is DRIVING salary...?***********************************************
Sardar's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light atnight when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed!!!***********************************************
2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and saysYES...NO...YES...NO...YES...NO...
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Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend " u said v will do register marriage and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the postoffice....
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A Tamilian call up sardar and asks " tamil therima??"Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!"
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2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case. Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!....
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A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating.......
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A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' . he replaced friend with fatherin the essay and>it read: AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS, SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUEFATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.
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Interviewar: what s ur qualification?Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY....
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Amitab : In which state Cauvery flows?Sardar : liquid state.....Audience clapped.. Amitab stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS.......
Saturday, December 15, 2007
Friday, December 14, 2007
our lunchtime in school
well...this happened when i was in 6th or 7th.....
it was our lunch break and we were going to have our lunch....
in those days our school had this stupid rule of not allowing us to have our lunch inside our classrooms...instead we had to eat outside by sitting on the corridor floor....
well we didn't care much as long there are friends with u...
anyway..one day...me went and sat down, as usual, rest of the guys came down. my sabari was sitting beside me..and we were talking and about to start our lunch....
i saw Sabari opening his box... he had rice...with some our curries....+ i saw he has "rasam"..(ma favourite ..as wells his...we both share it wenever we have it...if he brings it i' ll will take it from him...and if i bring it i will give it to him...).
i saw him emptying the bottle to half. I asked him if i could i take it. He nodded and finished it.
Suddenly i saw mu other friend Aravind coming and taking the bottle...he gave a strange look at it...gave it a turn...
then asked..."who used my rasam"????
both me and Sabari stared at each other and exclaimed.."it was ur rasam na??"
Sabari thought it was my rasam and he used it...and i finished it thinking it was his.
poor guy aravind had to find another source of curry that day....
it was our lunch break and we were going to have our lunch....
in those days our school had this stupid rule of not allowing us to have our lunch inside our classrooms...instead we had to eat outside by sitting on the corridor floor....
well we didn't care much as long there are friends with u...
anyway..one day...me went and sat down, as usual, rest of the guys came down. my sabari was sitting beside me..and we were talking and about to start our lunch....
i saw Sabari opening his box... he had rice...with some our curries....+ i saw he has "rasam"..(ma favourite ..as wells his...we both share it wenever we have it...if he brings it i' ll will take it from him...and if i bring it i will give it to him...).
i saw him emptying the bottle to half. I asked him if i could i take it. He nodded and finished it.
Suddenly i saw mu other friend Aravind coming and taking the bottle...he gave a strange look at it...gave it a turn...
then asked..."who used my rasam"????
both me and Sabari stared at each other and exclaimed.."it was ur rasam na??"
Sabari thought it was my rasam and he used it...and i finished it thinking it was his.
poor guy aravind had to find another source of curry that day....
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
Sardarji in NASA
NASA was getting ready to launch a very important
space shuttle. The scientists and engineers checked and
double checked everything to make sure that things are fine.
However, on the day of our launch, something seemed
to be wrong. The rocket gave all sorts of noise but never
took off even an inch from the ground. The engineers were
puzzled because they could not figure out the problem.
Finally, there was an Sardar who offered
to help. They NASA people were desperate by that time and
agreed to do anything.
"Tilt the rocket 45 degrees to the right" said the
Indian scientist. The engineers were puzzled but did it anyway.
"Bring it back to vertical position" the Sardar said.
The engineers did.
"Now start the engines" he said. And surprise, the
rocket took off and flew into outer space!
Everybody congratulated him and asked him how he knew
what to do. He replied -
"It is very simple. This is what we always do with our
Bajaj scooters in India".
space shuttle. The scientists and engineers checked and
double checked everything to make sure that things are fine.
However, on the day of our launch, something seemed
to be wrong. The rocket gave all sorts of noise but never
took off even an inch from the ground. The engineers were
puzzled because they could not figure out the problem.
Finally, there was an Sardar who offered
to help. They NASA people were desperate by that time and
agreed to do anything.
"Tilt the rocket 45 degrees to the right" said the
Indian scientist. The engineers were puzzled but did it anyway.
"Bring it back to vertical position" the Sardar said.
The engineers did.
"Now start the engines" he said. And surprise, the
rocket took off and flew into outer space!
Everybody congratulated him and asked him how he knew
what to do. He replied -
"It is very simple. This is what we always do with our
Bajaj scooters in India".
Sardar jokes
Once, a Hindu, a Sardar and an American were travelling in an
aeroplane. Suddenly, something went wrong and the engines stalled. They had
no parachutes with them. So all the three of them decided to risk their lives
and jump out of their planes.
First, the Sardar jumped out. He removed his turban, used it as a parachute
and jumped. Using the turban he slowly floated down. Then the Hindu removed
his dhoti and jumped out. Again his dhoti acted as a parachute and he also
floated down gently. Seeing this, the American removed his shirt and pant
and jumped out.
Unfortunately, they did not do well as a parachute and he began to fall
rapidly from the plane to the ground. He passed by the Hindu who said
- " May Bhagwan help you".
Then he passed the Sardar. The Sardar looked at the American zooming past
him and was puzzled. So he said - "I see! You want a race! Let us see who is faster"
Saying so, he let go of his turban.
aeroplane. Suddenly, something went wrong and the engines stalled. They had
no parachutes with them. So all the three of them decided to risk their lives
and jump out of their planes.
First, the Sardar jumped out. He removed his turban, used it as a parachute
and jumped. Using the turban he slowly floated down. Then the Hindu removed
his dhoti and jumped out. Again his dhoti acted as a parachute and he also
floated down gently. Seeing this, the American removed his shirt and pant
and jumped out.
Unfortunately, they did not do well as a parachute and he began to fall
rapidly from the plane to the ground. He passed by the Hindu who said
- " May Bhagwan help you".
Then he passed the Sardar. The Sardar looked at the American zooming past
him and was puzzled. So he said - "I see! You want a race! Let us see who is faster"
Saying so, he let go of his turban.
Sunday, December 9, 2007
Our SERIES exam...
well series exams were from 26th to 29th Nov. We had two exams a day and it was really a hectic schedule. One of our subjects is BME or Basic mechanical engineering , (for all those people who haven't the seen the books.... ;)
It is taught by our ..ahem...principal. A kind of cartoon figure; round head, bald, big tummy( first thing u see when he enters the classroom ...) ,a loud sound...a character who promises u the pleasure of making up the lost hours of previous night's sleep by his class...
by the way this guy is an IIT gold medalist... :-o
well we never cared for his classes (dont even think of asking if we studied). For the series exam we had BME and civil engineering on the same day. We all promised ourselves to pass civil..(the only option left that is...) . The question paper had 2 parts..a part containing short answer question consisting of 4 marks and an another part having two questions having 15 marks each..
and the pass mark is 20...we were sure of failing....
the results came ..last week...
our highest mark is 33 out of 50....we have almost 15 failures in boys itself ..,don't know about the gals...,...
and do u thing we were worried so sad about the result??!!
we were laughing our heads out on seeing the marks...we have many single digit marks....
Between numbers 1 and 10...,except 5 and 8, we have all the other numbers as marks...
One among us stood up and asked, "how many passed?"
the answer came in the form of a mexican wave... :D :D
P.S ----- ...... please don't ask me about the civil exam.... :D
It is taught by our ..ahem...principal. A kind of cartoon figure; round head, bald, big tummy( first thing u see when he enters the classroom ...) ,a loud sound...a character who promises u the pleasure of making up the lost hours of previous night's sleep by his class...
by the way this guy is an IIT gold medalist... :-o
well we never cared for his classes (dont even think of asking if we studied). For the series exam we had BME and civil engineering on the same day. We all promised ourselves to pass civil..(the only option left that is...) . The question paper had 2 parts..a part containing short answer question consisting of 4 marks and an another part having two questions having 15 marks each..
and the pass mark is 20...we were sure of failing....
the results came ..last week...
our highest mark is 33 out of 50....we have almost 15 failures in boys itself ..,don't know about the gals...,...
and do u thing we were worried so sad about the result??!!
we were laughing our heads out on seeing the marks...we have many single digit marks....
Between numbers 1 and 10...,except 5 and 8, we have all the other numbers as marks...
One among us stood up and asked, "how many passed?"
the answer came in the form of a mexican wave... :D :D
P.S ----- ...... please don't ask me about the civil exam.... :D
Friday, December 7, 2007
It was my physics class. The lecturer one ,miss Bindu a.k.a Bull, was teaching wave equations or something related, ( don't ask me ...i don't know...) . we call her Bull because she is an imposing figure with an attitude. the closest thing that u can think of on seeing her is the Bull....without the horns
so any way she was taking class and me was sitting in the first bench...(ok...ok..rest of the guys wont change their places ,so we are kinda stuck .. :D ). She started staring at me. i realised she was actually looking at ma pal Vinu..who drowsed off during the class...
Lecturer: "eyy u .. guy sitting second ..stand up...!!
Vinu stood up tilting his head sideways..still not fully awake...
She stood there saying nothing and just looking at him But now we noticed that she wasn't looking at him but was actually behind him..
we all turned back to see what was going on...and there it was...our friend Linekar has also stood up ,rubbing his eyes... probably thinking it was he who was asked to stand up....
Lecturer: so u too were sleeping ??? ..
so any way she was taking class and me was sitting in the first bench...(ok...ok..rest of the guys wont change their places ,so we are kinda stuck .. :D ). She started staring at me. i realised she was actually looking at ma pal Vinu..who drowsed off during the class...
Lecturer: "eyy u .. guy sitting second ..stand up...!!
Vinu stood up tilting his head sideways..still not fully awake...
She stood there saying nothing and just looking at him But now we noticed that she wasn't looking at him but was actually behind him..
we all turned back to see what was going on...and there it was...our friend Linekar has also stood up ,rubbing his eyes... probably thinking it was he who was asked to stand up....
Lecturer: so u too were sleeping ??? ..
Friday, November 30, 2007
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